Greatest OSA One-Liners

[HackerF15E]

I can't go find the posts right now, but certainly my two favorites are:

- The self-defense story that included "...one to the hip".

- The newbie post from the guy who was "new to this AO" and was looking for "like-minded operators."

 

[Stephen Cue]

I can't go find the posts right now, but certainly my two favorites are:

- The self-defense story that included "...one to the hip".

- The newbie post from the guy who was "new to this AO" and was looking for "like-minded operators."

new-operator-to-this-theatre

One to the hip

 

[ez bake]

One of the best things I've heard in life:

All I know is that the LGBT is getting a huge brown eye over this issue. The splashback is overwhelming, yet they don't understand the pounding they're taking in public...

 

[HackerF15E]

new-operator-to-this-theatre

One to the hip

Are those from the actual wording in the posts? Funny stuff.

 

[Seedy]

Most of my best material has gone *poof*.

There were some great ones in the "could you kill a kitten" thread...

DannyTanner's "one to the hip" and the coffee table/vacuum thread had a few...

RidgeHunter, ignertntbend and whiteymacD all owe me multiple keyboards...

Anything started by Redneck1861...i think my favorite reply from him was in regard to the rolled kia pic he posted. I had checked the exif data for the date/time/camera model he had used...he got really spooked when i told him what kind of camera had been used to take the picture.

 

[reddog1]

my sig line quote... is gone...

damnit!!!!

 

[reddog1]

im not sure who said it but it was something along the lines of "I work for the government, so I know you can trust them"

I forgot who said that too, but it was in my sig for a spell, it went like,...

"I work for the Government, so I know what are lies, and what aren't.

 

[Lithiumokc]

I forgot who said that too, but it was in my sig for a spell, it went like,...

"I work for the Government, so I know what are lies, and what aren't.

YES!!!! That's it GOAT

 

[kinggabby]

Can I put my bullet in your chamber and my gun in your holster?

 

[Stephen Cue]

Are those from the actual wording in the posts? Funny stuff.

Yes, they are verbatim.