Tonight we shall erect the unadorned aluminum pole, have the Festivus feast, the airing of grievances followed by feats of strength. And if there is anyone here who has never heard of Festivus, bless your heart.
Let the "Airing of Grievance's begin"!!!
"I've got a lot of problems with you people!"
Festivus for the rest of us...
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Happy Festivus!!!!
Anyone using the Festivus pole as a weapon during the "airing of the greivances" can be shot
Here's a couple of Festivus gifts I received last year...after Festivus, of couse, so they could get them on clearance. 
