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<blockquote data-quote="RugersGR8" data-source="post: 3218250" data-attributes="member: 56"><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px">Hymn #356</span></strong></p><p></p><p>I suspect the minister didn't appreciate it. </p><p></p><p>A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great </p><p>emphasis he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take </p><p>it and pour it into the river." </p><p></p><p>With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had</p><p>All the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river." </p><p></p><p>And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he</p><p>Said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world, </p><p>I'd take it and pour it into the river." </p><p></p><p>Sermon complete, he sat down.</p><p></p><p>The song leader stood very cautiously and announced</p><p>With a smile, nearly laughing, "For our closing song, </p><p>Let us sing Hymn #356, "Shall We Gather at the River."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="RugersGR8, post: 3218250, member: 56"] [B][SIZE=5]Hymn #356[/SIZE][/B] I suspect the minister didn't appreciate it. A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river." With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had All the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river." And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he Said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river." Sermon complete, he sat down. The song leader stood very cautiously and announced With a smile, nearly laughing, "For our closing song, Let us sing Hymn #356, "Shall We Gather at the River." [/QUOTE]
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