Hymn #356
I suspect the minister didn't appreciate it.
A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great
emphasis he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take
it and pour it into the river."
With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had
All the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."
And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he
Said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world,
I'd take it and pour it into the river."
Sermon complete, he sat down.
The song leader stood very cautiously and announced
With a smile, nearly laughing, "For our closing song,
Let us sing Hymn #356, "Shall We Gather at the River."
I suspect the minister didn't appreciate it.
A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great
emphasis he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take
it and pour it into the river."
With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had
All the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."
And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he
Said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world,
I'd take it and pour it into the river."
Sermon complete, he sat down.
The song leader stood very cautiously and announced
With a smile, nearly laughing, "For our closing song,
Let us sing Hymn #356, "Shall We Gather at the River."
