I am buying an armored RV

[Shootin 4 Fun]

I've realized that I can no longer live safely in my home. I can't take a dump in peace, I can't go to work without having my nephew kick down my mobile home door with gun in hand, and I can't get a tire repaired with wearing body armor...and to be honest I don't own any body armor. So here it is, my new bullet/missle proof mobile mansion with a deluxe two seat sh*tter.

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[dieseltech09]

better go get some runflat tires put on it since you dont have any body armor to wear while changing a flat tire

 

[purplehaze]

It's czechlozvakia not Russia. Its like going to Wisconsin

 

[Shootin 4 Fun]

better go get some runflat tires put on it since you dont have any body armor to wear while changing a flat tire

Solid rubber tires.

 

[WTJ]

You need to replace your guards.

 

[dennishoddy]

I can take ya!

 

[dieseltech09]

I can take ya!

I think you win

 

[Shootin 4 Fun]

I can take ya!

No way! Does yours have a two seat sh*tter?

 

[purplehaze]

Will there be an almond dispenser in the crapper?

 

[Shootin 4 Fun]

Will there be an almond dispenser in the crapper?

There won't be a need. This thing has flame throwers.