I give up. I just joined the NWO

[reddog1]

Obama is right.

If you do not listen to him, you are racist.

Vaccines are good.

GMO's are good

Flouride is good.

Mainstream media is TRUTH.

Shelter in place is the best thing since 1984.

Effective immediately BANG is changing to BONG, we are going to sell unicorns, easter bunnies, and cute little homosexual tooth faries.

Abortions are half price with purchase of H1N5 vaccination,

If you let us film the procedure, and youtube it, it's free.

All kids get sugar free candy when they visit!! (may contain massive amounts of aspartame, which has been proven good for you by the FDA)

Also, Mooslims, and illegal aliens with EBT cards get preferential treatment. because we love you, and do not want to offend you.

Thank you.
Patrick W.
CEO of BONG

 

[LightningCrash]

I like at mexican restaurants how you get the homemade Flouride tortillas

 

[TedKennedy]

Abortions would be free as long as I get to pick who gets 'em.

 

[BadgeBunny]

Yeah!! OK, reddog ... I've been saving you a spot by the pool!! Just tell the guys at the gatehouse you are there to see me! Do you want an umbrella in your drink??

 

[Johnny]

What about the contrails? Are they still bad? **** I am confused.

 

[Wheel Gun]

FEMA camps are basically vacation resorts. So fun, people never leave.

 

[KOPBET]

Will you trade school girls for guns (or vice versa)?

 

[Spata]

Obama is right.

If you do not listen to him, you are racist.

Vaccines are good.

GMO's are good

Flouride is good.

Mainstream media is TRUTH.

Shelter in place is the best thing since 1984.

Effective immediately BANG is changing to BONG, we are going to sell unicorns, easter bunnies, and cute little homosexual tooth faries.

Abortions are half price with purchase of H1N5 vaccination,

If you let us film the procedure, and youtube it, it's free.

All kids get sugar free candy when they visit!! (may contain massive amounts of aspartame, which has been proven good for you by the FDA)

Also, Mooslims, and illegal aliens with EBT cards get preferential treatment. because we love you, and do not want to offend you.

Thank you.
Patrick W.
CEO of BONG

I added a note to your DHS profile. WE are no longer going to be monitoring you.

 

[reddog1]

Yeah!! OK, reddog ... I've been saving you a spot by the pool!! Just tell the guys at the gatehouse you are there to see me! Do you want an umbrella in your drink??

Just make mine a Shirley Temple, yes I love the little umbrellas!!

What about the contrails? Are they still bad? **** I am confused.

No such thing, those are the things terrorists think about.

Will you trade school girls for guns (or vice versa)?

All of the guns I have are going to be destroyed for the children.

 

[reddog1]

I added a note to your DHS profile. WE are no longer going to be monitoring you.