I told myself to wait at least a week before I started to crack election jokes. Here goes.

[greytdanehouse]

The Democrats trading Tulsi Gabbard for Liz Cheney is the political equivalent of the 1989 Minnesota Vikings trading four players and 8 draft picks to Dallas for Hershel Walker mid season.

Though admittedly, Minnesota did make it to the NFC championships in 1992. The year after they in turn traded Hershel Walker to the Eagles.

Dallas on the other hand, went on to win three of the next five Superbowl Championships.

If the analogy holds, the near future is not looking good for the democrats or Liz Cheney, who will probably be traded to the Green Party next year.

 

[KOPBET]

Liz Cheney is dead.

Metaphorically speaking.

 

[HillsideDesolate]

I found out my grandfather voted for Kamala Harris...I'm not gonna visit his grave anymore.

 

[okierider]

Where is the joke?? That,OP, ^^^^ is just facts.

 

[ratski]

OK, here goes....

What do Willie Brown and the 2024 Election have in common??

Kamala Harris blew them both.

 

[Snattlerake]

A Democrat told her Republican friend that she’s leaving the country if Harris wins the election.

“Wait–aren’t you a Democrat?” asked the Republican.

“Yeah. I just need a vacation,” said the Democrat.

 

[Snattlerake]

A Democrat and a Republican walk into a bar. They sit down, order drinks, and have a great time. The bartender says, “Is this a joke?”