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<blockquote data-quote="6shooter" data-source="post: 1674755" data-attributes="member: 6945"><p>I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked,</p><p>"Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?"</p><p>To which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?"</p><p>He smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask."</p><p>Happened in Birmingham, Ala. </p><p></p><p></p><p>My daughter and I went through the McDonald's take-out window and I gave the clerk a $5 bill.</p><p>Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her a quarter.</p><p>She said, "You gave me too much money." I said, "Yes I know, but this way you can just </p><p>give me a dollar bill back." She sighed and went to get the manager, who asked me to repeat my request.</p><p>I did so, and he handed me back the quarter, and said, "We're sorry but we could not do </p><p>that kind of thing."The clerk then proceeded to give me back 75 cents in change. </p><p> </p><p>Do not confuse the clerks at McD's</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>I handed the teller at my bank a withdrawal slip for $400. </p><p>I said "May I have large bills, please"</p><p></p><p>She looked at me and said "I'm sorry sir, all the bills </p><p>are the same size."</p><p></p><p>When I got up off the floor I explained it to </p><p>her....</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="6shooter, post: 1674755, member: 6945"] I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?" To which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?" He smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask." Happened in Birmingham, Ala. My daughter and I went through the McDonald's take-out window and I gave the clerk a $5 bill. Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her a quarter. She said, "You gave me too much money." I said, "Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar bill back." She sighed and went to get the manager, who asked me to repeat my request. I did so, and he handed me back the quarter, and said, "We're sorry but we could not do that kind of thing."The clerk then proceeded to give me back 75 cents in change. Do not confuse the clerks at McD's I handed the teller at my bank a withdrawal slip for $400. I said "May I have large bills, please" She looked at me and said "I'm sorry sir, all the bills are the same size." When I got up off the floor I explained it to her.... [/QUOTE]
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