Internet Tough Guys

[druryj]

I'm harder than woodpecker lips.

 

[druryj]

Well better that, than angry bitter old queen like you sweetie.

Hey! He's not angry. Why you gotta say he's angry? Bitter; old; queen; maybe so ... but not angry!

 

[Keelty]

Well, I'm so tough I once farted lightning.

Ha! I farted and cleared out a wally world!

 

[redmax51]

Ha! I farted and cleared out a wally world!

^^^This is very likely true!!

 

[Keelty]

^^^This is very likely true!!

Thanks!

My skills impress many.

 

[druryj]

Thanks!

My skills impress many.

I wouldn't quit my day job just yet, but I hear "America's Got Talent" is going to be hosting auditions in Tulsa at the BOK center sometime this fall.

 

[PUMPKIN]

How about I give you a knuckle sandwich you leech.

yup, he just said that!!

 

[JB Books]

How about I give you a knuckle sandwich you leech.

Are you mad because I turned down your advances?

 

[JB Books]

I'm particular about with whom I eat.

 

[nofearfactor]

I'm particular about whom I eat.

Fixed it.