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Between these three Im having problems catching my breath!!
I bought a new GMC Sierra and returned to the dealer yesterday because I couldn't get the radio to work. The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.
'Nelson,' the salesman said to the radio. The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'
' Willie!' He continued and 'On The Road Again' came from the speakers.
Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant 'Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson.
I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, 'Beethoven,' I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, 'Beatles,' I'd get one of their awesome songs.
Yesterday, some guys ran a red light and nearly creamed my new truck, but I swerved in time to avoid them.
I yelled, 'A**holes!'
Immediately the Iranian National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and
Barbara Streisand, backed up by Michael Moore and The Dixie Chicks, with John
Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums, Dan Rather on harmonica, Nancy Pelosi on tambourine, Harry Reid on spoons, Bill Clinton on sax and Ted Kennedy on Scotch.
Damn, I LOVE this truck!
'Nelson,' the salesman said to the radio. The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'
' Willie!' He continued and 'On The Road Again' came from the speakers.
Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant 'Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson.
I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, 'Beethoven,' I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, 'Beatles,' I'd get one of their awesome songs.
Yesterday, some guys ran a red light and nearly creamed my new truck, but I swerved in time to avoid them.
I yelled, 'A**holes!'
Immediately the Iranian National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and
Barbara Streisand, backed up by Michael Moore and The Dixie Chicks, with John
Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums, Dan Rather on harmonica, Nancy Pelosi on tambourine, Harry Reid on spoons, Bill Clinton on sax and Ted Kennedy on Scotch.
Damn, I LOVE this truck!
Beware the evil cousin, the Guido
Mod EDIT:
Ya' know, if you're going to post stuff like this you could at least have the courtesy to edit the profanity...just a bit...
JP
not sure if a few of these were already posted wasnt gonna go through 34 pages.
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