Man drove 90 mph with genitals hanging out the window

[RETOKSQUID]

Can see the New comercial now. Meet Bob........

 

[Cohiba]

I'm sorry....but at 90 miles an hour, that's the last thing on my body that's going to be hard AND hanging out a window. Damn!!! The few times I did drag race as a kid, hitting 85-100mph mark....my go-go was probably doing the "turtle reflex" and going back in his shell!!!


I wonder if that man is a Ford or Chevy guy....Viagra or Cialis guy???

 

[Belthos]

If all the women tell the same story.

He was doing 90 mph and I kept watching him expose himself and make praying motions to get them to show him their boobies.
He kept swerving into my lane I feared we would have an accident.

I'd give all these women tickets for speeding 90mph, if they weren't speeding how did they keep looking in his window as he "flashed" by at 90mph?

 

[Cinaet]

"At over 90 miles per hour, he had his penis out [the window]... he was masturbating... and that's when it got really, really bad."

Take it from me, that gets uncomfortable after a couple minutes, especially if it's cold.

 

[tntrex]

to bad a gravel hauler didn't pass by

 

[criticalbass]

I was struggling for something profound to say, but realized that this incident doesn't deserve a profound comment.

Yuck!

Before I opened this, the title of the thread caused me to wonder "his, or someone else's?"

<edit> As for the women driving 90, it seems likely to me that they were trying to get away from this wanker. I don't suppose it would be considered a good shoot if one of them had shot him, but if they had been killed or injured trying to escape, I suspect any decent DA would be able to come up with some serious charges.

 

[3inSlugger]

I guess Jeep guys would say " One more thing you could do in a Jeep!"

 

[turkeyrun]

But it helps his radio reception, just have to very careful and not rest on the PW button.

 

[Pulp]

Many years ago my brother was an investigator for the Madison County DA in Huntsville, AL. A secretery was driving to work one morning and stopped a a red light. A guy in the left turn lane raised up in his seat and shook his junk at her, the arrow turned green and he drove off. She got his license and turned him in when she got to work. It goes to trial. She is on the witness stand:

DA "Have you ever seen a nude man before?"
Woman "Yes"
DA "Do you know the difference between sexually aroused man and one not aroused?"
Woman "Yes"
DA "Was the defendant sexually aroused?"
Woman "Yes"
DA "Can you describe it?"
Woman "What do you mean?"
DA "Well, small, medium or large?"
The woman holds her hands about a foot apart and says, "Small"

Judge had to call recess, and ran out of the courtroom. It was about 15 minutes before order was finally restored.

For years co-workers would walk by her desk and ask, "What is your definition of large?"

 

[turkeyrun]

BB was in Bama?