It was really dirty
It was really dirty
This is sort of a functional equivalent to a Blue Light Special.
A guy in high school got arrested for jerking off in the drive through at daylight donuts, we all called him Russell the love muscle after that, he had some serious issues!
What's the big deal? Pud pounding has been going on for a long time now. God made Adam, then He made Eve, then the moon went thru a complete cycle and pud pounding began. It's nothing new. Execpt maybe at Wal-Mart--maybe....
He must have been turned on by the smell of the tuna samples they were giving away !!!
"An Oklahoma man who was arrested for masturbating in the middle of a supermarket said he was was genuinely surprised people had seen him." 
Seriously dude?!?! You are gonna admit that 'deficiency' to the world? I guess after what he got caught doing, he really has no shame!
Seriously dude?!?! You are gonna admit that 'deficiency' to the world? I guess after what he got caught doing, he really has no shame!
"An Oklahoma man who was arrested for masturbating in the middle of a supermarket said he was was genuinely surprised people had seen him."
Seriously dude?!?! You are gonna admit that 'deficiency' to the world? I guess after what he got caught doing, he really has no shame!
He was focusing on the task in .... errrrrr ... at hand ... maybe??!?!!?
Looks like he's one meth pipe away from going postal so he can get the attention he deserves that his mommy and daddy didn't give him.
wow lol
