Me Likey

[TerryMiller]

Anyone remember this?

Here I sit all broken hearted,
Tried to poop but only farted.

I heard it differently...

...first line the same but second line was "paid a nickel and only farted."

Back then, a nickel was worth something.

 

[jakeman]

Man, I wish! I had general anesthesia on Tuesday AM for surgery and have been locked big time up since! I am starting to hurt!

Happens to me every single time I have surgery.

Generally is 3-4 days post op before things are even considering moving, and 6-8 before I'm normal.

I'm thinking today is your day, but it's gonna feel like extra large peach seeds.