He's actually bringing his ukelele and plans to open with Tiny Tim's version of "Tiptoe Through the Tulips" and then take audience requests after that.
Don't be the guy that yells Free Bird. Don't be that guy.
It has been a while since I've visited the Capitol. If I'm lucky maybe I'll be patted down! Or if the stars are aligned I'll be strip-searched. Booyah!