Needs to get a Church Bell. So he can call his family to service by ringing it for morning, afternoon and evening mass.
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Become a Hawaiian polytheistic, and have a pig roast in the back yard at least once during the work week and twice on the weekends
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Become a Hawaiian polytheistic, and have a pig roast in the back yard at least once during the work week and twice on the weekends