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<blockquote data-quote="RaysZ71" data-source="post: 1372343" data-attributes="member: 8885">An OSU grad and an OU grad are running a ranch together in Oklahoma. They decide they need a bull to mate with their cows to increase their herd.The OU grad takes his savings of $600 dollars and goes to Texas to buy a bull. He eventually meets with an old cowboy that will sell him a bull.``It&#039;s the only one I got for $599, take it or leave it.&#039;&#039;He buys the bull and goes to the local telegram office and says, ``I&#039;d like to send a telegram to my friend in Oklahoma that says: `Have found the stud bull for our ranch, bring the trailer.&#039; &#039;&#039;The man behind the counter tells him, ``Telegrams to anywhere in the U.S. are 75 cents per word.&#039;&#039; He thinks about it for a moment and decides. ``I&#039;d like to send one word, please.&#039;&#039;``And what word would that be?&#039;&#039; inquires the man.``Comfortable,&#039;&#039; replies the OU grad.The man asks, ``I&#039;m sorry sir, but how is your friend gonna understand this telegram?&#039;&#039;The OU grad replies, ``My friend graduated from OSU and reads REAL slow, when he gets this, he will see COM-FOR-DA- BULL.&#039;&#039;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="RaysZ71, post: 1372343, member: 8885"] An OSU grad and an OU grad are running a ranch together in Oklahoma. They decide they need a bull to mate with their cows to increase their herd. The OU grad takes his savings of $600 dollars and goes to Texas to buy a bull. He eventually meets with an old cowboy that will sell him a bull. ``It's the only one I got for $599, take it or leave it.'' He buys the bull and goes to the local telegram office and says, ``I'd like to send a telegram to my friend in Oklahoma that says: `Have found the stud bull for our ranch, bring the trailer.' '' The man behind the counter tells him, ``Telegrams to anywhere in the U.S. are 75 cents per word.'' He thinks about it for a moment and decides. ``I'd like to send one word, please.'' ``And what word would that be?'' inquires the man. ``Comfortable,'' replies the OU grad. The man asks, ``I'm sorry sir, but how is your friend gonna understand this telegram?'' The OU grad replies, ``My friend graduated from OSU and reads REAL slow, when he gets this, he will see COM-FOR-DA- BULL.'' [/QUOTE]

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