Reply to Thread

This site may earn a commission from merchant affiliate links, including eBay, Amazon, and others.

Message: <blockquote data-quote="CHenry" data-source="post: 1373674" data-attributes="member: 6281">Q: What is the difference between an Sooner cheerleader and a catfish?A: One has whiskers and smells; the other is a fish.How do you sink a submarine which is manned by Oklahoma fans?Have a diver knock on the hatch.Did you hear about the Nebraska student that transferred to Oklahoma?He raised the IQ of both schools!There was a group of Oklahoma science students that wanted to send a probe to the sun, but some Texas students said that was impossible and that the probe would burn up long before reaching the sun. The Sooners replied that they planned to send the probe at night.Why don’t Sooners eat M&M’s?They’re too hard to peel.Did you hear about the Cessna airplane that crashed in a cemetery near the Oklahoma campus recently?Oklahoma search and rescue workers have recovered 300 bodies so far and are still digging.Why do they throw out a sack of manure at all Oklahoma fan weddings?To keep the flies off the bride.</blockquote>