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<blockquote data-quote="CHenry" data-source="post: 1373687" data-attributes="member: 6281"><p>2 Sooners were attending a friend’s funeral. While viewing the body one Sooner says to the other, “Gee, he looks pretty good!”</p><p></p><p>The second Oklahoma fan replies, “He should, he just got out of the hospital yesterday.”</p><p></p><p>Did you hear what happened to the Oklahoma fan when he found out that 90% of all car accidents occur within 5 miles of home?</p><p></p><p>He moved.</p><p></p><p>How many Sooners does it take to change a flat tire?</p><p></p><p>Just one . . . unless it’s a blowout, then they all show up</p><p></p><p>Why are rectal thermometers banned in Oklahoma’s campus?</p><p></p><p>They cause too much brain damage.</p><p></p><p>How do you get an Oklahoma graduate off your front porch?</p><p></p><p>You pay for the pizza.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="CHenry, post: 1373687, member: 6281"] 2 Sooners were attending a friend’s funeral. While viewing the body one Sooner says to the other, “Gee, he looks pretty good!” The second Oklahoma fan replies, “He should, he just got out of the hospital yesterday.” Did you hear what happened to the Oklahoma fan when he found out that 90% of all car accidents occur within 5 miles of home? He moved. How many Sooners does it take to change a flat tire? Just one . . . unless it’s a blowout, then they all show up Why are rectal thermometers banned in Oklahoma’s campus? They cause too much brain damage. How do you get an Oklahoma graduate off your front porch? You pay for the pizza. [/QUOTE]
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