On the first day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me,
a cartridge in a bare tree.
my true love gave to me,
a cartridge in a bare tree.
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me….Two Smith & Wessons and a cartridge in a pear tree.
On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, 3 magazines, 2 Smith & Wesson's and a Cartridge in a pear tree.
On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, 4 .22 rifles, 3 magazines, 2 Smith & Wesson's and a Cartridge in a bare tree.
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Glad I got in early. I feel sorry for the guy that does the 12th day. 
On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me 5 five six, 4 .22 rifles, 3 magazines, 2 Smith & Wesson's, and a Cartridge in a bare tree.
On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me a SIX guns, five-five-six, 4 .22 rifles, 3 magazines, 2 Smith & Wessons and a cartridge in a bare tree.
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me… SEVEN PROBLEM SOLVERS, SIX guns, five-five-six, 4 .22 rifles, 3 magazines, 2 Smith & Wessons and a cartridge in a bare tree.
When someone says true love the wife and I look at each other and say the above and laugh.
Sorry.
Not sorry.
Sorry.
Not sorry.
