Opt Out of a Body Scan? Then Brace Yourself

[KillShot]

This is a funny, but not so funny, article that I thought I'd share with the rest of you.

HAVING been taught by nuns in grade school and later going through military boot camp, I have always disliked uniformed authorities shouting at me. So I was unhappy last week when some security screeners at O’Hare International Airport in Chicago started yelling.

“Opt out! We got an opt out!” one bellowed about me in a tone that people in my desert neighborhood in Tucson usually reserve for declaring, “Rattlesnake!”

Source - Yahoo!

 

[Old Fart]

I'm kind of thinking I want to opt in.......
Especially if it's a hot momma doing the pat down.

 

[jbarnett]

I'm kind of thinking I want to opt in.......
Especially if it's a hot momma doing the pat down.

 

[Perplexed]

Especially if it's a hot momma doing the pat down.

I've never seen a "hot momma" working the floor for airport security. The women all look like Ukrainian power lifters.

 

[Old Fart]

The women all look like Ukrainian power lifters.

That's hot too.

 

[MaddSkillz]

I just got back from international travels and the TSA folks in Tulsa were good people. The TSA folks in Atlanta woke up on the wrong side of the bed, however.

I think some of them really enjoy ordering folks around just a little too much.

 

[Super Dave]

That's hot too.

Exactly! I'd let Brooke Shields pat me down for a long time, then demand she wasn't thorough enough, and do it again... and again... and again....

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[Old Fart]

then demand she wasn't thorough enough, and do it again... and again... and again....

Do it again. I don't feel safe, do it again. Don't stop, don't stop.

 

[Super Dave]

Do it again. I don't feel safe, do it again. Don't stop, don't stop.

That's it!

Love me some Brooke Shields. She can power lift my lazy body any old day. It's a silly kid's movie, but with her accent..... OOooooo! Scha-wingggg!


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[dru]

everytime i get pulled for additional screening, I always make it a point to act as flamboyantly (and loudly) gay as possible. Most of the time I notice that they tend to speed up their exams if I am talking loudly about how much they must like touching burly men.