Opt Out of a Body Scan? Then Brace Yourself

[Super Dave]

everytime i get pulled for additional screening, I always make it a point to act as flamboyantly (and loudly) gay as possible. Most of the time I notice that they tend to speed up their exams if I am talking loudly about how much they must like touching burly men.

Now THAT'S funny!

 

[jbarnett]

everytime i get pulled for additional screening, I always make it a point to act as flamboyantly (and loudly) gay as possible. Most of the time I notice that they tend to speed up their exams if I am talking loudly about how much they must like touching burly men.

That would be great youtube material.

 

[HMFIC]

I've never seen a "hot momma" working the floor for airport security. The women all look like Ukrainian power lifters.

ROFL... how true.

 

[KillShot]

everytime i get pulled for additional screening, I always make it a point to act as flamboyantly (and loudly) gay as possible. Most of the time I notice that they tend to speed up their exams if I am talking loudly about how much they must like touching burly men.

Ha ha ha ha! Thanks for the laugh!

 

[ez bake]

TSA's problem is the same as every other .gov agency - rules are handed down from on-high along with less pay, more hours, and the obvious stress-level of it being security-related.

Be thankful we've got some good one's at T-town (and gun-folks) because that job would make me cranky - there are lots of airline passengers that tend to be way bigger A-holes than TSA agents.

 

[Old Fart]

- there are lots of airline passengers that tend to be way bigger A-holes than TSA agents.

Got to agree. The whole flying thing has everyone stressed out.

I still want my pat down though....

 

[RETOKSQUID]

everytime i get pulled for additional screening, I always make it a point to act as flamboyantly (and loudly) gay as possible. Most of the time I notice that they tend to speed up their exams if I am talking loudly about how much they must like touching burly men.

The last ten time I have flown some where I have always been selected for the additional screening as well. Have no idea why. So now, I just make sure that I eat Eggs (any kind, but pickled and deviled work the best), plus Cabbage, or Broccoli, Kipper snacks or Smoked Oysters from a can, and beans a couple of hours before I go to the airport. Never fails to produce the most horrendous gas cloud possible. One that is released as they bend over for the lower half of the pat down.

 

[338Shooter]

Got to agree. The whole flying thing has everyone stressed out.

I still want my pat down though....

JB is ready when you are.

 

[Old Fart]

JB is ready when you are.

Okay I blew a little bugger out of my nose on that one.

 

[tRidiot]

TSA's problem is the same as every other .gov agency - rules are handed down from on-high along with less pay, more hours, and the obvious stress-level of it being security-related.

Ummm... I don't know for sure, but I was under the impression those TSA folks get paid pretty damn well, especially since the job only requires a high-school diploma and a clean background check, right? Not like these guys are high-trained federal agents who go through some academy somewhere... I dunno, maybe I'm wrong, but I thought it was just another typical gov't position.