I was gonna vacuum my winter coat pockets that morning
Come on man. We know what you really do with that vacuum cleaner. With global warming you're not gonna need them this year.I was gonna vacuum my winter coat pockets that morning
Ok boys and girls, all are welcome to attend a meet up on Wednesday Sept 6 at 9:30 am at Black Rifle Coffee, 14215 N Pennsylvania in OKC. No need to respond coming or not and I don't really care what your opinion of BRC is. Someone else can pick the location next time. I'm buying regular coffee for anyone there by 9:30. I'll be the tall skinny old fart wearing a camo OSA hat and my real name is Mike Cox. Anyone caught looking at their cell phone during the meet up has to buy next time. Hope to see some of you there.
I know they have fake patriots there.Do they have donuts there?
EDIT: better yet...do they have pie there?
DUDE! Do you that chit for a living? If not you sure have quite the knack. Got anything for the bidums?In a town where beans and dreams combine,
There's a place where coffee lovers often dine,
Pstmstr, with a welcoming grin so wide,
Invites all to join him, come inside.
To the Black Rifle Coffee Company we shall go,
Where the aroma of roasted beans doth flow,
A sanctuary for caffeine aficionados,
Pstmstr's invitation, a journey we propose.
In this haven, java's brewed with heart and soul,
Where stories are shared, tales of old,
Espresso, cappuccino, or a simple brew,
Pstmstr ensures a java experience anew.
From steaming mugs, friendships will arise,
Underneath the endless, Oklahoma skies,
Pstmstr's call, an offer to enjoy,
Coffee, camaraderie, no reason to be coy.
So, heed the invite, come one and all,
To the Black Rifle Coffee Company's hall,
With Pstmstr as your gracious guide,
A caffeinated adventure, let's not hide.
In the warm embrace of coffee's delight,
We'll gather 'round, from morning through night,
Thanks to Pstmstr's invitation so grand,
Together we'll savor, in good company, we'll stand.
I know they have fake patriots there.
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