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<blockquote data-quote="30BulletHoles" data-source="post: 1689234" data-attributes="member: 8041"><p>this is a joke but holds some truth.</p><p></p><p>I was talking to a friend's little girl, and she said she wanted to be</p><p>President some day.</p><p></p><p>Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked</p><p>her,</p><p></p><p>'If you were to be the President, what's the first thing you would do?'</p><p>She replied, 'I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people.'</p><p></p><p>'Wow - what a worthy goal.' I told her, 'You don't have to wait until</p><p>you're President to do that.</p><p></p><p>You can come over to my house and mow the grass, pull weeds, and sweep my</p><p>yard, and I'll pay you $50. Then I'll take you over to the grocery store</p><p>where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use</p><p>toward food or a new house.'</p><p></p><p>She thought that over for a few seconds, 'cause she's only 6.</p><p></p><p>And while her Mom glared at me, the little girl looked me straight in the</p><p>eye and asked, 'Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work,</p><p>and you can just pay him the $50?'</p><p></p><p>And I said, 'Welcome to the Republican Party.'</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="30BulletHoles, post: 1689234, member: 8041"] this is a joke but holds some truth. I was talking to a friend's little girl, and she said she wanted to be President some day. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, 'If you were to be the President, what's the first thing you would do?' She replied, 'I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people.' 'Wow - what a worthy goal.' I told her, 'You don't have to wait until you're President to do that. You can come over to my house and mow the grass, pull weeds, and sweep my yard, and I'll pay you $50. Then I'll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food or a new house.' She thought that over for a few seconds, 'cause she's only 6. And while her Mom glared at me, the little girl looked me straight in the eye and asked, 'Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?' And I said, 'Welcome to the Republican Party.' [/QUOTE]
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