PSA on Men’s Public Restroom Etiquette

[TANSTAAFL]

You mean I've been doing it wrong all these years?

 

[KOPBET]

I'm no gentleman, but I've never had the urge to start up a convo with persons in the next stall over or make eye contact at the urinal. Maybe it's just me, IDK.

 

[dennishoddy]

Urinal in an American Legion Post restroom.

 

[mtnboomr]

Saw this in a public toilet once time, "Anyone can piss on the floor. Be a hero. s**t on the ceiling."

 

[SoonerP226]

If you shake it less than 3 times you get pee in your pants

No matter how you shake and dance
The last two drops go down your pants

 

[Chief Sapulpa]

The head (marine term for toilet) in my Dad's boat had a placard that said " our aim is cleanleness, your aim will help".

 

[foghorn918]

Getting older changes things
If it weren’t for gravity I might not get done

 

[Chief Sapulpa]

Getting older changes things
If it weren’t for gravity I might not get done

Prior to my TURP surgery my Chinese/American Urologist thought it quite funny that I described the current condition as "gravity feed".

 

[Snattlerake]

 

[Snattlerake]

Test yourself in the manly art of urinal etiquette.

Which Urinal Should You Really Pee In?

Given the circumstances, where would <i>YOU</i> pee?

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