PSA on Men’s Public Restroom Etiquette

[Chief Sapulpa]

So 3 is the magic number, no more, no less.

It's the Men's Room Law.

 

[Chief Sapulpa]

My wife was interrupting my piece by telling me a story that she saw on TikTok or MyFace about a man who is horrified because his little boy went into a public restroom, got into a men’s urinal and took a big bite of a urinal cake. This anecdote should be accepted as convincing evidence towards proving the case that abject stupidity is hereditary…..

"Don't eat the pink mints", I've seen this scribbled above urinals at truck stops.

 

[TANSTAAFL]

This thread is NASTY!!

Gotta ask, have you never walked into a public restroom and wonder if it was used by farm animals? Or is the Women's Room a pleasant refuge with a TV, Mini bar and comfy sofa where women can converse? Is it a sterile refuge from a less than clean world? This is what I dislike about men's rooms. I've seen cleaner raw sewage plants...

 

[TedKennedy]

No watersports fans here, I suppose....

 

[Snattlerake]

My wife was interrupting my piece by telling me a story that she saw on TikTok or MyFace about a man who is horrified because his little boy went into a public restroom, got into a men’s urinal and took a big bite of a urinal cake. This anecdote should be accepted as convincing evidence towards proving the case that abject stupidity is hereditary…..

I always thought the man who could finally split the urinal cake with his pee was the winner.

 

[Snattlerake]

Gotta ask, have you never walked into a public restroom and wonder if it was used by farm animals? Or is the Women's Room a pleasant refuge with a TV, Mini bar and comfy sofa where women can converse? Is it a sterile refuge from a less than clean world? This is what I dislike about men's rooms. I've seen cleaner raw sewage plants...

The smell from the men's restroom at the old Turner Turnpike (now torn down) Stop-N-Rob located just after the Chandler turnoff eastbound always reminded me of church camp. Those old open Daddy Longlegs filled, concrete block, outhouse/camp shower smelled like some horses just left the stable that nobody mucked.

 

[Snattlerake]

This thread is NASTY!!

But didja take my urinal etiquite test? I'll bet Grumpy could pass it.

 

[THAT Gurl]

Gotta ask, have you never walked into a public restroom and wonder if it was used by farm animals? Or is the Women's Room a pleasant refuge with a TV, Mini bar and comfy sofa where women can converse? Is it a sterile refuge from a less than clean world? This is what I dislike about men's rooms. I've seen cleaner raw sewage plants...

Actually, a LONG time ago I helped a friend with her cleaning company. She cleaned commercial buildings after hours. And there were times when the ladies' bathrooms were WAY nastier than the men's. In all honesty, people are just ****ing nasty creatures, for the most part. If they aren't the one responsible for cleaning it up, seems like they just don't give a **** how nasty a mess they leave. And that's disgusting.

 

[XYZ]

My B-I-L and his ex worked as campground host at Lake Murray state park. One of their paid duties was cleaning the bathroom once or twice a day.

He said that there were a bunch of green card folks who camped there. It was bad enough they quit after less than a week. They had hoped to work all summer there.

 

[2busy]

You should have to clean a college jocks bathroom. Or just the dorm. Trashed every night.