Title is a reference to the Top Shot discussion on rock tossing. Awesome story. Unfortunately the Coke employee will get harassed for ruining his scanner.
That's awesome! I work in loss prevention for JC Penney back in the 90's (during college)...I did the same to a shoplifter with my radio and he had to have stitches! JCP put me on paid leave for a week...it was a nice vacation.