So I'm thinkin Heupel...

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Has a side business going. Playcalling subscriptions! They probably go something like this:

Silver plan: I bring the full playbook but only run about 4 plays out of it. Okay 5, I gotta be able to punt the ball alright?

Gold plan: Same as above but I don't throw in any variations or alternate formations

Platinum plan: I just set a manigan in my chair upstairs and go hang out at the bar and oogle the wimmins...
 

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What I love best about sports are the color announcers. They always know what should be done or what should have been done. Cannot figure out why no team has hired them for a coaching position.
 

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What I love best about sports are the color announcers. They always know what should be done or what should have been done. Cannot figure out why no team has hired them for a coaching position.

Every time I hear one say "I wouldn't have done that in this situation" I think "gee, why aren't you coaching the game instead of reporting on it?"

ETA: The exception to that rule may be Merv, who is kinda-sorta the color guy for OU. He's coached for so long that he really does know what he's talking about. . .
 

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