the Chickens Don't Lie

[David2012]

Back when Minnie Pearl use to have a fried chicken francise in competition with Colonel Sanders... her slogan was that hers was better because she had 'bigger breasts & thighs'.

 

[Boehlertaught]

I like chicken breasts large.

Now this is funny

 

[been]

ha!!!

 

[inactive]

I have some sad news for you.....

.....my wife and I have been married for almost 44 years.

When we got married, I weighed about 150 lbs.


Now...

....it's 220.

Suck it in, Dude!!!!!

Married five years this October. Then, 212. Now, 152.

 

[3inSlugger]

I guess its true that cocks do get smaller and ragged after marriage.

 

[BadgeBunny]

Ha! That ain't right ... GC lives like a king! Some of you guys didn't marry too good ...

 

[orangeRcode]

I've gained 10 lbs since I got married 24 years ago.

I've gained about 20 lbs since I got married. However, it was badly needed. I'm 6'00" and weighed 140 lbs when we tied the knot back in 92. We won't even mention how much my lovely bride has gained. I don't either because it tends to lead to hard feelings. LOL

 

[BadgeBunny]

I've gained about 20 lbs since I got married. However, it was badly needed. I'm 6'00" and weighed 140 lbs when we tied the knot back in 92. We won't even mention how much my lovely bride has gained. I don't either because it tends to lead to hard feelings. LOL

I think we all tend to "blossom" after marriage ... especially if it's a happy one ... I do all kinds of things in front of GC that I'd NEVER do in front of another man ... He's not sure that means he's all that lucky LOL but hey!! I'm really, really comfortable in my own skin now!

It's a compliment ... Bwahahahahaha!!

 

[orangeRcode]

I think we all tend to "blossom" after marriage ... especially if it's a happy one ... I do all kinds of things in front of GC that I'd NEVER do in front of another man ... He's not sure that means he's all that lucky LOL but hey!! I'm really, really comfortable in my own skin now!

It's a compliment ... Bwahahahahaha!!

3 kids and a busy career will do that. She's the same way about being comfortable. When we first got married she wouldn't even go pee with me outside bathroom door (brushing teeth etc) now there's no modesty when it comes to bodily functions. Kinda funny to see how much things have changed.

 

[okie98]

So true!!!!