The Newlyweds

[RugersGR8]

The long time handsome eligible bachelor finally decided to tie the knot with his longtime girlfriend.

One evening, after their honeymoon, he was working on his motorcycle in the garage, just for fun.

His new wife was standing there at the workbench watching him.

After a long period of silence she finally spoke: "Honey, I've just been thinking, now that we are married, maybe it's time you quit spending all your time out here in the shop. You probably should just consider selling your golf clubs and motorcycle along with your gun collection and that stupid fishing gear."

Tom got a quizzical look on his face.

She said, "Darling, what's wrong?"

He replied, "For a minute there you were starting to sound like my ex-wife."

"Ex-wife??" she shouted. "YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU WERE MARRIED BEFORE!"

Tom replied: "I wasn't."

 

[MacFromOK]

Bingo. Women are always on their best behavior when dating.

 

[rc508pir]

Bingo. Women are always on their best behavior when dating.

TRUE...... TRUE

 

[Profreedomokie]

amen

 

[TerryMiller]

Bingo. Women are always on their best behavior when dating.

And men AREN'T? Really?

 

[MacFromOK]

And men AREN'T? Really?

Some may be, but for the most part... no, not in my opinion. If a guy's a hound dog, lazy, or hits women, it usually shows up before marriage (unless they get married with a few weeks of meeting).

Women often want to change their man after marriage, much more so than the other way around from what I've seen.

Just my observations. YMMV.