The Nuge - assassination attempt

[SoonerP226]

Buzzkills -I'll bet y'all steal pacifiers from babies too.

Well, I thought it was entertaining.

 

[SoonerP226]

The writing sounds like a lot of people here, so I didn't discount it on that point alone. Especially the comparison to 60s hippies and culture clash.

The part about "Nugent Security forces" was a dead giveaway, IMHO, and this clenched it:

Far left hard-liners have stepped up protests on the Nugent tour in the Upper Peninsula and in the south, tried to rock his tour bus at the strategic Mud Island Amphitheatre in Memphis, TN, and have increasingly brought demonstrations to other concert venues.

I'm pretty sure folks in da UP and down south know how to deal with "far left hard-liners," regardless of involvement by the Nuge...

 

[vvvvvvv]

I believe it's probably another "the Onion" site.

Yep...

 

[ripnbst]

As I was reading it I couldn't help but think "This cant be real, it'd have been all over every news outlet in existence."

And then I see it's an "Onion" site.

 

[O4L]

The writing sounds like a lot of people here, so I didn't discount it on that point alone. Especially the comparison to 60s hippies and culture clash.

That's right. I was going to add...Like a lot of threads in this forum.

 

[Mr.357Sig]

Uh..........yeah.

 

[AKguy1985]

If it really would have happened that would have made national news.