For some reason, today I started trying to remember all the messed up songs we would sing when I was a kid, so I could pass down the tradition to my boy when the time is right. That is until I realized that singing half these songs would probably land a kid in Gitmo these days. Anybody got any like these?
(To the tune of "Old Grey Mare")
Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts
Multilated Monkey Meat
Petrified parakeet
All in a bowl of vulture vomit
And I forgot my spoon
Jingle bells
Batman smells
Robin laid an egg
The batmobile lost its wheel and the Joker got away, hey!
Mine eyes have seen the glory of the burning of the school...uh, wait, maybe it's too soon to finish that one...lol
(To the tune of "Old Grey Mare")
Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts
Multilated Monkey Meat
Petrified parakeet
All in a bowl of vulture vomit
And I forgot my spoon
Jingle bells
Batman smells
Robin laid an egg
The batmobile lost its wheel and the Joker got away, hey!
Mine eyes have seen the glory of the burning of the school...uh, wait, maybe it's too soon to finish that one...lol
