U.S. declares national energy emergency

[chuter]

Might be a run on water coolers, better get one now.

 

[TANSTAAFL]

Only 58,411 more of these and I can power my clock radio!

 

[hammerdown51]

We will all be watching TV by candlelight.

More like you’ll be reading a book by candle light.

 

[hammerdown51]

Might be a run on water coolers, better get one now.

They don’t work well in humid conditions.

 

[RickN]

Let’s turn off the power in the Capitol and White House.

Better yet, lets use all the hot air coming from all levels of government to power turbines and create electricity.

 

[turkeyrun]

Those 60 -70 mph wind, yesterday. I wish they would turn those big azz fans OFF

 

[Chaparral]

I’ll eat what I kill and s**t in a bucket, let it all burn

Heathen! I will dig a hole, more sanitary and I don’t have to carry a dirty bucket.

They are saving “white supremacy” for later when the peasants start to get restless.

Not all are “white”. little joey bidet told us anyone who doesn’t vote for him ain’t black. Hmmm, sorry, answered my own question. But now I am confused. His mentor and best friend was grand poobear of a three letter group espousing racial divisions. I am sure that guy voted straight demo. Does that make him….just nevermind.

 

[Gideon]

This is the purpose of SMART meters. Throttle the peasants while the Privileged bask it the warmth and glow of limitless energy

It's also the point of the "Internet of Things". When everything is connected to WiFi it's possible to remotely backdoor and shut things off.

Sorry, citizen, we had to shut off your TV and lights to conserve enough power to keep pumping air conditioning into the skyscraping office buildings that are empty all weekend.

 

[Snattlerake]

Terminate Biden, then all will be well.

 

[dennishoddy]

It's also the point of the "Internet of Things". When everything is connected to WiFi it's possible to remotely backdoor and shut things off.

Sorry, citizen, we had to shut off your TV and lights to conserve enough power to keep pumping air conditioning into the skyscraping office buildings that are empty all weekend.

That has already happened in commiefornika.