Ummm, ok.

[RickN]

Today in people are screwed up we have this guy from Spain.

In 1990, a group of Spanish kids playing soccer near a rocky mountainside accidentally kicked their ball into a pile of rocks. When one of the kids climbed up to get the ball, he made a shocking discovery. Under a large boulder, he found the body of a man.

Upon closer examination, the man appeared to be holding a chicken with his pants pulled down. An investigation revealed that the man, Herminio Rivera Couceiro, had stolen a chicken from a nearby farm. It's speculated that while he was engaging in inappropriate behavior with the chicken, his movements accidentally dislodged a boulder, leading to the instant death of both him and the chicken.

 

[2busy]

Let that be a lesson for everyone.

 

[trbii]

Same result as the final reward bestowed upon David Carradine in that Bangkok hotel room closet. Dumbstruck, speechless.

 

[caliberbob]

Poor chicken

 

[PanhandleGlocker]

It’s amazing what you find at 2am, @RickN. It makes me wonder what your google searches look like…

 

[Perplexed]

It’s amazing what you find at 2am, @RickN. It makes me wonder what your google searches look like…

The NSA has frequently to rotate out the personnel assigned to @RickN ’s surveillance, otherwise they require intensive psychotherapy...

 

[bubbaturbo]

I wonder if that chicken was a layer.

 

[caliberbob]

I wonder if that chicken was a layer.

It was a rooster

 

[bubbaturbo]

Ewwww.

 

[GC7]

Let that be a lesson for everyone.

What is the lesson though?!