Grow your own boobs and be the envy of your neighbor buddy.. While looking at Jerusalem artichoke tubers / sun chokes I came across these and showed the wife and she thought it was a prank..
https://www.ebay.com/itm/100Pcs-Pac...m=183258390523&_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851
https://www.ebay.com/itm/100Pcs-Pac...m=183258390523&_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851