wanenmacher gun show BINGO Game

[HMFIC]

... and I can't believe nobody has mentioned yet:

BEANIE BABIES

 

[Johnny]

These are both a rariety. The young dude with the super hot GF packing two or more guns around for him. Or the guy that get man handled by other patrons for shoplifting off a table and drug to the security guard kicking and screaming. I seen both at the last show. The little Asian dude put up a fight.

Remote control helicopter
9-11 was a setup t-shirt should be worn by patron
OSA member
CC action figure

 

[AtomicTango]

People watching is great at gun shows, we need a "people at gun shows" website, like the walmart one. Everything listed so far is spot on.

 

[LungShot]

Grizzled Mountain man selling stag-handle bowie knives and assorted animal pelts.

Elvis looking fat dude wearing NRA hat and half-rose tinted monogram glasses.

Obese lard-butt man blocking aisle with Jazzy or Hoveround electric wheel chair.

Obligatory Wyoming types wearing vests and 10 gallon cowboy hats.

Ugly man selling stuff at his booth with his hot mail order bride who gives you "that look".

Guy selling AR15s, NCstar optics and Masterpiece Arms Mac-10 9mms using his 15 year old daughter and her friends to lure you to the booth.

 

[LungShot]

Two gang-bangers with their non-convicted of a felony girl-friend who happens to purchase the guns they point to.

 

[AtomicTango]

Knife vendor nervously watching 13 year olds browse his stuff.

 

[caojyn]

Camel toe

Yep and his big brother, the moose knuckle

 

[Johnny]

Guy selling AR15s, NCstar optics and Masterpiece Arms Mac-10 9mms using his 15 year old daughter and her friends to lure you to the booth.

This is basically cheating. This guy has a sign. He can spotted form the entrance.

 

[cmhbob]

More than 2 "No Photos" signs at one vendor.

 

[bigchuck83]

dealer wanting full new retail or higher for a pistol that looks like it was drug down the highway for a few miles.
people who jump up from a scooter and run over to a table to look at a gun