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<blockquote data-quote="MacFromOK" data-source="post: 3466328" data-attributes="member: 40864"><p>A country boy named Joe bought a horse from a stable for $250. The stable owner agreed to deliver the horse in a few days.</p><p></p><p>A couple of days later, the owner drove up to Joe's house and said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad news. Your horse died."</p><p></p><p>Joe replied, "Well, then just give me my money back."</p><p></p><p>The stable owner said, "I'm sorry, but I can't do that. I've already spent the money, and technically... he was your horse when he died."</p><p></p><p>Joe thought for a minute, then said, "Ok. Bring me the horse anyway."</p><p></p><p>The owner asked, "What are you going to do with a dead horse?"</p><p></p><p>Joe replied, "You let me worry about that."</p><p></p><p>A month later, the stable owner ran into Joe at a local coffee shop, and asked him, "Say, whatever happened with that dead horse?"</p><p></p><p>Joe replied, "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at $5 apiece. That's $2500 total."</p><p></p><p>The owner said, "Wow! Didn't anyone complain?"</p><p></p><p>Joe replied, "Just the guy who won... so I gave him his $5 back."</p><p><img src="/images/smilies/new/drunk.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":drunk2:" title="Drunk 2 :drunk2:" data-shortname=":drunk2:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="MacFromOK, post: 3466328, member: 40864"] A country boy named Joe bought a horse from a stable for $250. The stable owner agreed to deliver the horse in a few days. A couple of days later, the owner drove up to Joe's house and said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad news. Your horse died." Joe replied, "Well, then just give me my money back." The stable owner said, "I'm sorry, but I can't do that. I've already spent the money, and technically... he was your horse when he died." Joe thought for a minute, then said, "Ok. Bring me the horse anyway." The owner asked, "What are you going to do with a dead horse?" Joe replied, "You let me worry about that." A month later, the stable owner ran into Joe at a local coffee shop, and asked him, "Say, whatever happened with that dead horse?" Joe replied, "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at $5 apiece. That's $2500 total." The owner said, "Wow! Didn't anyone complain?" Joe replied, "Just the guy who won... so I gave him his $5 back." :drunk2: [/QUOTE]
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