My contribution:
"Real men do their cow tipping against the wind."
Woody
"Real men do their cow tipping against the wind."
Woody
What's the difference between a common thief and a riot looter?
A common thief steals your TV from your home. A riot looter steals it before you even have a chance to buy it.
Woody
A common thief steals your TV from your home. A riot looter steals it before you even have a chance to buy it.
Woody
Never drink downstream from the herd.
There are only 3 Aggie jokes in the world...
All the rest are true stories!
All the rest are true stories!
As the plane landed and was coming to a stop at DFW, a lone voice bellowed over the loudspeaker...
"Whoa, big fella... WHOA!"
"Whoa, big fella... WHOA!"
Two women get tired of the 9 to 5', one a lawyer the other from a marketing firm and decide to give prostitution a chance. Choose their own hours, be their own boss type thing. Turns out, hooking was hard in their neighborhood. They decided to go mobile, so they drove around the uppity neighborhoods with a sign in their back window that said "Hookers - $50" Naturally, this caught the attention of the world's most patient police officer. He pulled them over and informed them that solicitation was illegal, and explained they'd have to remove their sign. They did and parted ways.
Few days go by, that cop sees the same ladies rolling around with another sign in their back window, "Sexy Fun Time $50" The cop pulled them over, explained again, and even mentioned the traffic code of blocking the rear window with a sign. At that exact moment, the preacher drove by with a sign across his back window that said "Jesus is lord." The lawyer woman immediately pointed this out to which the police officer explained how religious signs were allowed due to the constitution and innocence of it.
A few days pass by again. And that same police officer sees those same two women driving around in the same car with another sign in their back window... "2 Nuns Looking for Peter $50"
Few days go by, that cop sees the same ladies rolling around with another sign in their back window, "Sexy Fun Time $50" The cop pulled them over, explained again, and even mentioned the traffic code of blocking the rear window with a sign. At that exact moment, the preacher drove by with a sign across his back window that said "Jesus is lord." The lawyer woman immediately pointed this out to which the police officer explained how religious signs were allowed due to the constitution and innocence of it.
A few days pass by again. And that same police officer sees those same two women driving around in the same car with another sign in their back window... "2 Nuns Looking for Peter $50"
The patrolman to the redneck at a traffic stop,
“Got any ID?”
The redneck, “ ‘bout what”
“Got any ID?”
The redneck, “ ‘bout what”
