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<blockquote data-quote="Cohiba" data-source="post: 2856290" data-attributes="member: 2550"><p>If the Lord's willin' and the creek bank don't rise.</p><p></p><p></p><p>Hotter than a June bride on a feather bed.</p><p></p><p>On the Jesus trail.......(no more bad habits and going back to church)</p><p></p><p>Walking right and spittin' white........(no more bad habits-gambling-fighting chickens-chasing women....especially chewing tobacco-spittin' white)</p><p></p><p>Neater than sliced bread</p><p></p><p>Bless your heart or bless your little heart</p><p></p><p>Slicker than snot on glass</p><p></p><p>About as obvious as a diamond in a goats a**</p><p></p><p>Busier than a coon dog during mating season</p><p></p><p></p><p>*** I say this one a lot in Vegas....... when I hit a lucky streak on craps or win the pot/hand in poker*** ... Even a blind pig finds an acorn once in a while</p><p></p><p></p><p>Colder than a well digger's a**</p><p></p><p>Once in a blue moon</p><p></p><p></p><p>***My great uncle use to say this when I was little and playing with my cousins...we'd be throwing firecrackers at each other, throwing a tarantula on each other, jumping in the bull pen and running across it to see if the bull would chase you..........and other kid stuff.*** If he thought we'd get hurt....he'd yell;</p><p></p><p>It's gonna bite your head off!!!!!</p><p></p><p></p><p>Kicks like a mule</p><p></p><p></p><p>Heathen or back slider</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>My granddad use to say this A LOT when he'd bust his knuckles working with tools, the fence was down and cattle were running everywhere, the hay bailer screwed up, he'd miss hooking a fish....etc. I heard this from my granddad from the time I can first remember him to when he passed away.</p><p></p><p>I say it and now my wife uses it.</p><p></p><p>Damn it to Hell!!!</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>A few dirty ones....I'll omit.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Cohiba, post: 2856290, member: 2550"] If the Lord's willin' and the creek bank don't rise. Hotter than a June bride on a feather bed. On the Jesus trail.......(no more bad habits and going back to church) Walking right and spittin' white........(no more bad habits-gambling-fighting chickens-chasing women....especially chewing tobacco-spittin' white) Neater than sliced bread Bless your heart or bless your little heart Slicker than snot on glass About as obvious as a diamond in a goats a** Busier than a coon dog during mating season *** I say this one a lot in Vegas....... when I hit a lucky streak on craps or win the pot/hand in poker*** ... Even a blind pig finds an acorn once in a while Colder than a well digger's a** Once in a blue moon ***My great uncle use to say this when I was little and playing with my cousins...we'd be throwing firecrackers at each other, throwing a tarantula on each other, jumping in the bull pen and running across it to see if the bull would chase you..........and other kid stuff.*** If he thought we'd get hurt....he'd yell; It's gonna bite your head off!!!!! Kicks like a mule Heathen or back slider My granddad use to say this A LOT when he'd bust his knuckles working with tools, the fence was down and cattle were running everywhere, the hay bailer screwed up, he'd miss hooking a fish....etc. I heard this from my granddad from the time I can first remember him to when he passed away. I say it and now my wife uses it. Damn it to Hell!!! A few dirty ones....I'll omit. [/QUOTE]
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