Where do fighter jet pilots poop?

[John6185]

I'll pass...

 

[GeneW]

Roll the plane upside down, open the canopy and let'er rip.

Looookk outttt belowwwwww !!!

 

[xseler]

I'd explain it, but it just might be over y'all's heads.................

 

[dennishoddy]

As a follow up, how do astronauts poop when it doesn't drop while in the space station?

 

[CoronaBorealis]

They go before their flight

This. I once saw a video where a former fighter pilot discussed it. He said he was once on a training flight and got that "gotta go now" urge, so he had to break off the training mission to return to base.

When I was growing up, I wanted to be a fighter pilot and my step-dad (who was a crewmember on a military cargo plane), tried to convince me that air mobility was the way to go. Room to stand up and walk around, a real bathroom, stay in nice hotels and visit cool places. Fighter pilots, he said, go to the desert and live in tents for their deployments. In hindsight, he was right. Fighter pilots get the glory, but cargo is the "good life" so to speak.

 

[Snattlerake]

As a follow up, how do astronauts poop when it doesn't drop while in the space station?

Suction toilets.

 

[Snattlerake]

This. I once saw a video where a former fighter pilot discussed it. He said he was once on a training flight and got that "gotta go now" urge, so he had to break off the training mission to return to base.

When I was growing up, I wanted to be a fighter pilot and my step-dad (who was a crewmember on a military cargo plane), tried to convince me that air mobility was the way to go. Room to stand up and walk around, a real bathroom, stay in nice hotels and visit cool places. Fighter pilots, he said, go to the desert and live in tents for their deployments. In hindsight, he was right. Fighter pilots get the glory, but cargo is the "good life" so to speak.

What is your callsign and the story behind it?

 

[TerryMiller]

As a follow up, how do astronauts poop when it doesn't drop while in the space station?

Here's your answer...

 

[CoronaBorealis]

What is your callsign and the story behind it?

I commissioned into the AF, but didn't become a military pilot. I used the GI Bill after I got out to do civilian flight training and now I'm a corporate pilot.

 

[jakeman]

This. I once saw a video where a former fighter pilot discussed it. He said he was once on a training flight and got that "gotta go now" urge, so he had to break off the training mission to return to base.

When I was growing up, I wanted to be a fighter pilot and my step-dad (who was a crewmember on a military cargo plane), tried to convince me that air mobility was the way to go. Room to stand up and walk around, a real bathroom, stay in nice hotels and visit cool places. Fighter pilots, he said, go to the desert and live in tents for their deployments. In hindsight, he was right. Fighter pilots get the glory, but cargo is the "good life" so to speak.

An F-16 is being refueled by a KC-46. The fighter gets his gas, says thank you and does a barrel roll over and around the tanker, and says to the tanker pilot, "can you do that?' Tanker pilot says, "no, but watch this". The tanker continues in level flight for 5 minutes, then the pilot radios back to the fighter and says, "what did you think of that?" Fighter jock says, "think of what? I didn't see anything". Tanker pilot says, I got up walked back aft, stretched my legs, took a leak and got a cup of coffee. You have a nice day".