Well, I take it back. I kinda do want one. I will put it in a zip lock baggie and stick it in the tank of my toilet. That way if I ever need one while sitting on the sh*tter, I will have easy access to one.
Another plus, no one will ever have to see it.
Are you eluding to that Glocks are like Fat Girls and Mopeds? No one wants to admit they ride them/own a Glock?
Pure out and out Jealousy you have in you. Come out of the Closet man, come out and be proud!