If it was 200 years after the nuclear war and I just came out of the vault, yeah. Other than that, hell no.
I always scan through the reviews of products like these.
18 of 29 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Not a gag., February 16, 2013
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Daddy Dojang - See all my reviews
This review is from: Harcos Labs Zombie Jerky Teriyaki (Toy)
Read all the reviews below mine and you'll understand why we are about to have an outbreak. Package was small!? Did you think you were getting the whole zombie? Next, The taste. You are eating the dried flesh of a zombie! I heard that when you are 'turning' your mind is the first thing to go. Which would explain why these people would power up their computer, login to Amazon, get on here and write a review about how they ate and were disappointed with zombie jerky.(The taste, color, quantity) Skynet is making huge robot butlers that have an Austrian accent. You guys should run right out and get one.
I didn't eat it. Just remember. Remove the head or destroy the brain. Trip the fat guy and run!
18 of 29 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Not a gag., February 16, 2013
By
Daddy Dojang - See all my reviews
This review is from: Harcos Labs Zombie Jerky Teriyaki (Toy)
Read all the reviews below mine and you'll understand why we are about to have an outbreak. Package was small!? Did you think you were getting the whole zombie? Next, The taste. You are eating the dried flesh of a zombie! I heard that when you are 'turning' your mind is the first thing to go. Which would explain why these people would power up their computer, login to Amazon, get on here and write a review about how they ate and were disappointed with zombie jerky.(The taste, color, quantity) Skynet is making huge robot butlers that have an Austrian accent. You guys should run right out and get one.
I didn't eat it. Just remember. Remove the head or destroy the brain. Trip the fat guy and run!
I'll pass.
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