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<blockquote data-quote="Snattlerake" data-source="post: 3256732" data-attributes="member: 44288"><p>Oh a Scotsman clad in kilt left the bar one evening fair</p><p>and one could tell by how he walked he'd drunk more than his share</p><p>he fumbled 'round until he could no longer keep his feet</p><p>and he stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street</p><p></p><p>CHORUS</p><p>ring ding diddle dliddle add E O</p><p>ring ding diddily I Oh</p><p>(repeat last line of verse)</p><p></p><p>Well about that time two young and lovely lassies passed him by</p><p>and one looked to the other with a twinkle in her eye</p><p>"Do you see yon sleepin' Scotsman so strong and handsome built?</p><p>Well I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath their kilt"</p><p></p><p>They crept up to the sleepin' Scotsman quiet as could be</p><p>they lifted up his kilt about an inch so they could see</p><p>and there behold for them to view beneath the Scotsman's skirt</p><p>there was nothin' more than God had graced him with upon his birth</p><p></p><p>Well they marvelled for a moment and one said "we must be gone.</p><p>Let's leave a present for our friend before we move along"</p><p>As a gift they left a blue silk ribbon tied up in a bow</p><p>about the bonny part the Scotsman's kilt had lift and shown</p><p></p><p>Well the Scotsman woke to Nature's call and stumbled toward the trees</p><p>he lifted up his kilt and then he gawks at what he sees</p><p>and in the voice of wonderment at what's before his eyes</p><p>"Akk lad I don't know where you've been but I see you've won first prize"</p><p></p><p>Our Scottish friend still clad in kilt continued down the street</p><p>He hadn't gone 10 yards or more</p><p>when a girl he chanced to meet</p><p>She said, I've heard what's under there,</p><p>Please tell me if it's so.</p><p>He said, Why don't you reach right up,</p><p>And give yourself a go?</p><p></p><p>She stuck her hand right up his kilt</p><p>And Great was her surprise.</p><p>She looked up at the Scotsman</p><p>He had twinkles in his eyes</p><p>She cried, Why Sir that's gruesome!</p><p>And then she heard him roar</p><p>He said, If you reach up once again</p><p>You'll find it's grew some more!</p><p></p><p>The Scotsman's Hands were numb with drink</p><p>His head was spinning round.</p><p>He couldn't get that ribbon off</p><p>So homeward he was bound</p><p>His wife she caught a flash of blue</p><p>As he took off his clothes</p><p>And it piqued her curiosity</p><p>as you might well suppose.</p><p></p><p>Well the she asked that Scotsman</p><p>Where he'd been and what he'd done</p><p>He said there was a contest at the pub</p><p>And that he'd won</p><p>She cried, You did not show that thing</p><p>In front of all those men?</p><p>I did not show it all my love</p><p>But just enough to win.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Snattlerake, post: 3256732, member: 44288"] Oh a Scotsman clad in kilt left the bar one evening fair and one could tell by how he walked he'd drunk more than his share he fumbled 'round until he could no longer keep his feet and he stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street CHORUS ring ding diddle dliddle add E O ring ding diddily I Oh (repeat last line of verse) Well about that time two young and lovely lassies passed him by and one looked to the other with a twinkle in her eye "Do you see yon sleepin' Scotsman so strong and handsome built? Well I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath their kilt" They crept up to the sleepin' Scotsman quiet as could be they lifted up his kilt about an inch so they could see and there behold for them to view beneath the Scotsman's skirt there was nothin' more than God had graced him with upon his birth Well they marvelled for a moment and one said "we must be gone. Let's leave a present for our friend before we move along" As a gift they left a blue silk ribbon tied up in a bow about the bonny part the Scotsman's kilt had lift and shown Well the Scotsman woke to Nature's call and stumbled toward the trees he lifted up his kilt and then he gawks at what he sees and in the voice of wonderment at what's before his eyes "Akk lad I don't know where you've been but I see you've won first prize" Our Scottish friend still clad in kilt continued down the street He hadn't gone 10 yards or more when a girl he chanced to meet She said, I've heard what's under there, Please tell me if it's so. He said, Why don't you reach right up, And give yourself a go? She stuck her hand right up his kilt And Great was her surprise. She looked up at the Scotsman He had twinkles in his eyes She cried, Why Sir that's gruesome! And then she heard him roar He said, If you reach up once again You'll find it's grew some more! The Scotsman's Hands were numb with drink His head was spinning round. He couldn't get that ribbon off So homeward he was bound His wife she caught a flash of blue As he took off his clothes And it piqued her curiosity as you might well suppose. Well the she asked that Scotsman Where he'd been and what he'd done He said there was a contest at the pub And that he'd won She cried, You did not show that thing In front of all those men? I did not show it all my love But just enough to win. [/QUOTE]
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