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<blockquote data-quote="Werewolf" data-source="post: 1739050" data-attributes="member: 239"><p><strong>Zombies are naturally slow. FAT zombies are even slower. 'Nuff Said.</strong></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong>Of Course there are. Didn't you ever watch Dawn of the Dead?</strong></p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p><strong>The zombies got tired of walking and decided riding would be better. Unfortunately they have self control issues and couldn't contain themselves after the 1st bite.</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>As to the cows. What? You think zombies are stupid. They may have rotten brains but they sure don't want to get mad cow disease and make it even worse. Think man! Think!</strong></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong>Darwin is at work here. Slow dumb people, mostly already zombies, that get caught by their almost brethen are just being helped along by the universe to assume their more natural state. It's proof that the universe believes that stupid should hurt.</strong></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>We all wait with baited breath. <img src="/images/smilies/wink2.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":wink2:" title="Wink2 :wink2:" data-shortname=":wink2:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Werewolf, post: 1739050, member: 239"] [B]Zombies are naturally slow. FAT zombies are even slower. 'Nuff Said.[/B] [B]Of Course there are. Didn't you ever watch Dawn of the Dead?[/B] [B]The zombies got tired of walking and decided riding would be better. Unfortunately they have self control issues and couldn't contain themselves after the 1st bite. As to the cows. What? You think zombies are stupid. They may have rotten brains but they sure don't want to get mad cow disease and make it even worse. Think man! Think![/B] [B]Darwin is at work here. Slow dumb people, mostly already zombies, that get caught by their almost brethen are just being helped along by the universe to assume their more natural state. It's proof that the universe believes that stupid should hurt.[/B] We all wait with baited breath. :wink2: [/QUOTE]
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