Toilet paper vs Ammo?

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I will have all your ammo AND TP !!

I choose to stock something much more valuable.
You will all be lined up to beg me to trade !!!
What might be that important you are sitting there wondering, what could he possibly have that I don’t have. Well, that’s the secret! It’s not FOR you it’s to relieve that little issue that is bothering you.

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I will have all your ammo AND TP !!

I choose to stock something much more valuable.
You will all be lined up to beg me to trade !!!
What might be that important you are sitting there wondering, what could he possibly have that I don’t have. Well, that’s the secret! It’s not FOR you it’s to relieve that little issue that is bothering you.

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Years ago I worked for a guy that said he went home early one day and his back had been hurting for some time.
Said wife and kids weren't home yet, he went looking for tylenol, ibuprofen, whatever he could find.
He claimed the only pain reliever in the house was his wife's Pamprin and he swore it was the best over the counter pain med he ever took.
Also said he never told his wife what he did.
 

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If your neighbor leaves their garden hose attached to the spigot just grab a bottle of liquid soap and run over in their yard. Voila you've got a bidet.
Water will be cold but that will make you hurry up with your business.

But if there is food hoarding and shortages, will you need TP anyway?
 

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You could sell Pamprin at the gun shows, just tell those old boys "You've got a rifle, dontcha? Think about your wife for a second. Now this here Pamprin is a lot lighter to carry than having to wear body armor with a heavy duty plate to stop rifle rounds!"
 

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