$918,856 Federal Study:

[tntrex]

Took them 5 years and almost a million tax payer dollars to figure out darker/dirtier bars tend to have more bar fights. http://www.cnsnews.com/news/article/918856-federal-study-bar-fights-tend-hap

 

[BadgeBunny]

Well, good grief ... I could have told them that ...

 

[LightningCrash]

A man and his woman walked into a strange, dirty biker bar and went to order a drink. His woman noticed some blood on the floor and immediately tugged on his sleeve. "Boo, there's blood on the floor, we should go."
The man turned to her and said "Look, a bar with blood on the floor doesn't scare me. Bars with blood on the ceiling, on the other hand..."

 

[radarmonkey]

I really can't understand why we spend money on these things. Didn't we just study the effects of cocaine on squirells too? I don't know for sure, but I've got a pretty good idea what a little coke is gonna do to a hyper 4 pound animal. Gimme 5 bucks and I'll tell ya my theory. I go get a beer, you save a million bucks, we're both happy.

 

[LightningCrash]

I really can't understand why we spend money on these things. Didn't we just study the effects of cocaine on squirells too? I don't know for sure, but I've got a pretty good idea what a little coke is gonna do to a hyper 4 pound animal. Gimme 5 bucks and I'll tell ya my theory. I go get a beer, you save a million bucks, we're both happy.

Give me $900,000 and I will conduct a study involving dirty biker bars, cocaine, and 1,000 squirrels.

 

[jbarnett]

Took them 5 years and almost a million tax payer dollars to figure out darker/dirtier bars tend to have more bar fights. http://www.cnsnews.com/news/article/918856-federal-study-bar-fights-tend-hap

Sounds like a bargain.

 

[Old Fart]

I appreciate the confirmation.

 

[Street Rat]

I wish they would do a study on whether or not these studies serve a purpose other than wasting our money.

 

[Old Fart]

I wish they would do a study on whether or not these studies serve a purpose other than wasting our money.

They make the researchers money.

 

[inactive]

I'm confused. The program only received $89,620 based on the link in the article. I wonder how they got a figure 10 times that?