Am I in North Korea?

[24T_missilejock]

As an Airman with one stripe on my sleeve at my first duty station, I had to put my name in the hat for low-man-on-the-totem-pole duties every week and often, that required standing in formation for some important Major or above's retirement ceremony.

I've been hit from all sides by a fainting airman that didn't know not to lock their knees and it often looks like that. Don't know if this one was well-timed coincidence or theatrics, but plenty of folks leave basic training and then forget everything they knew about standing/marching.

Air Force formations? I thought they were a myth.

But yeah thats locked knees if Ive ever seen em. My first Plt Ldr took a hard faceplant that took about 25 stitches to sew her up.

 

[PanhandleGlocker]

All hail the great leader!

 

[24T_missilejock]

All hail the great leader!

He's fat like me!!

 

[Maverick21]

She had a bar code on her arm when she turned around. Probably a result of JB's serum wearing off. Back to camp with her.

 

[3inSlugger]

She definitely had some skin patch of some sort on her left arm as she walked away. Interesting.

 

[ratski]

I've seen lots of privates and butterbar lieutenants fall out because no one taught them to not lock their knees when standing for a long time. It maybe a coincidence.

Maybe it was the privates falling out that caused the reaction.

Dave

 

[dennishoddy]

Maybe it was the privates falling out that caused the reaction.

Dave

Lol! I see what you did there.

 

[ez bake]

There's your problem, right there:

 

[Spata]

In the video it looks like she is pregnant.

 

[24T_missilejock]

There's your problem, right there:

I wonder how many actually stopped signing right after he mention Orwellian. I wish I could say im shocked at how many clueless people are out there, but Im not. It would have been somewhat comforting if at least one person told him to kick rocks. Im actually a little queezy after watching that nightmare.