And now for something different.

[RickN]

A cabbie picks up a Nun in San Francisco . She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.

She asks him why he is staring. He replies: 'I have a question to ask, but I don't want to offend you.'

She answers, ' My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.'

'Well, says the cabbie, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.'

She responds, 'Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic.'

The cab driver is very excited and says, 'Yes, I'm single and Catholic!'

'OK' the nun says. 'Pull into the next alley.'

The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make the world stand still.

But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

'My dear child,' said the nun, 'Why are you crying?'

'Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess; I'm married and I'm Jewish.'

The nun says, 'That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party.'

 

[870WingBlaster]

just...YUCK

 

[RKM]

OHHHHHHH.........

 

[tntrex]

haha

 

[Cacinok]

doh..

 

[n423]

 

[4play]

My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party.'

 

[redline]

awwwwww thats just not right

 

[Super Dave]

Sweet!

Kid is infatuated with a young, beautiful new nun. It's eating him up. After weeks of young lust, the guilt overcomes him, and in confession he tells his priest everything he was thinking about doing with her.

The priest explains to him that having these feelings are normal for a young man, and everything was going be okay, but that there were certain things young boys just didn't do with nuns. The boy, relieved but confused asks, So can I kiss her?"

The priest leans over, closer to the screen and whispers, "Just don't get into the habit."

 

[jbarnett]