And now for something different.

[RaysZ71]

 

[DaveTec]

A Nun was walking thru Central Park when an attacker jumped out from behind the bushes, grabbed the Sister and pulled her back behind the bushes. He then proceeded to rape the nun. When he was finished, he asked the sister, "Now what will you tell Mother Superior?"

"I'll tell her the truth. I'll tell her that I was walking thru the park alone, minding my own business and a man grabbed me up threw me to the ground and raped me TWICE...... unless you're tired."

 

[grizzly97]

A Nun was walking thru Central Park when an attacker jumped out from behind the bushes, grabbed the Sister and pulled her back behind the bushes. He then proceeded to rape the nun. When he was finished, he asked the sister, "Now what will you tell Mother Superior?"

"I'll tell her the truth. I'll tell her that I was walking thru the park alone, minding my own business and a man grabbed me up threw me to the ground and raped me TWICE...... unless you're tired."

 

[BadgeBunny]

All of ya'll should be ashamed of yourselves ...












































Whitey ...

 

[HMFIC]

I don't think I'm allowed to tell my favorite nun joke here, but the punch line is:

regarding Sister Mary Elizabeth to St. Peter in association with holy water cleansing at the gates of Heaven:

"I need to gargle before Sister Mary Catherine sticks her butt in it."

 

[grwd]

Jbarnett is clearly turned on by this story.

 

[redmax51]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[308shooter]

Lmao!!!!