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Actually, from this point forward, I can see you guys having to sign waivers before getting any special treatment from the ladies ...

Like a marriage license???? :w000t:

Um, a marriage license has the opposite effect, so I'm told. Once that ring is on the finger, forget those wild, hot "sessions" and count yourself fortunate if the woman is at all interested in a quick and mild session. Preferably while "The View" is on TV :P
 

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Um, a marriage license has the opposite effect, so I'm told. Once that ring is on the finger, forget those wild, hot "sessions" and count yourself fortunate if the woman is at all interested in a quick and mild session. Preferably while "The View" is on TV :P

:rollingla If that is the case, then all I have to say is you guys are doing something wrong ... ;) It can't ALWAYS be the girls fault ...

Let's see ...

We don't keep the public bathrooms clean enough ...
We wash our hands after we pee and we don't need to ...
We talk in church ...
We kick your eyes out with our heels while entertaining you ...

Good Lord ... It's a wonder you guys are not all gay ... Seems like it would be a lot easier and safer for you ... :hey3:
 

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:rollingla If that is the case, then all I have to say is you guys are doing something wrong ... ;) It can't ALWAYS be the girls fault ...

Let's see ...

We don't keep the public bathrooms clean enough ...
We wash our hands after we pee and we don't need to ...
We talk in church ...
We kick your eyes out with our heels while entertaining you ...

Good Lord ... It's a wonder you guys are not all gay ... Seems like it would be a lot easier and safer for you ... :hey3:
:clap3::faint::popcorn::tounge2::laughup::bolt::rotflmao:
 
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Um, a marriage license has the opposite effect, so I'm told. Once that ring is on the finger, forget those wild, hot "sessions" and count yourself fortunate if the woman is at all interested in a quick and mild session. Preferably while "The View" is on TV :P

Nah, just marry a Nurse, and you'll be good to go:woohoo1:
 

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