Colorado: "ARROGANT" Ballot Initiative

[HillsideDesolate]

Yep, people don’t get satire.

Satire: Helping suburbanites with their ongoing commitment to reintroducing wildlife

A western Colorado environmental group is excited to announce preliminary efforts to draft an enlightened new ballot initiative in Colorado, tentatively titled “The Reintroduction and Protection of Rattlesnakes within Front-range

www.gjsentinel.com

Satire is HARD!

It's right up there with irony.

 

[trekrok]

Satire writer is a tough gig nowadays. The real news is so absurd its hard to pull off a satire piece.

 

[Judi]

This gets me thinking... San Francisco used to be prime habitat for rattlesnakes. Would it be possible for the OK Air National Guard to do an air drop of a few thousand snakes for purposes of ecological restoration?

Why be cruel to snakes.

.......Drop machete's instead...

 

[BillM]

the best reintroduction would be to reintroduce the bible back into common life schools and family life.

Nah! There's a tall brick wall topped with concertina wire of separation between church and state, doncha know? Unless you're of the approved religions, anyway. Secular humanism, Satanism, etc.

 

[Snattlerake]

a homeowner may intervene to prevent the injury of a small child under the age of 10 for whom a rattlesnake bite appears imminent, however only after shouting an audible warning to the snake in order to give the reptile sufficient time to retreat.

 

[g54b16psi]

They need to pass a bill that will relocate all of the asshats moving here from California that are bringing their broken radical politics to the state. Oklahoma, you're next, once they screw this place up, too.

 

[TerryMiller]

They need to pass a bill that will relocate all of the asshats moving here from California that are bringing their broken radical politics to the state. Oklahoma, you're next, once they screw this place up, too.

Y'all up there in Colorado should have filled an enclosure of some kind with rattlesnakes and require all California "migrants" to Colorado to walk through the enclosure. If they make it through unscathed, they would get to stay in CO. If they didn't or refused to go through the enclosure, they had to go back to CA.

 

[cowadle]

Nah! There's a tall brick wall topped with concertina wire of separation between church and state, doncha know? Unless you're of the approved religions, anyway. Secular humanism, Satanism, etc.

I understand what you are saying. but i believe the intent of "separation of church and state" only means that by constitution we will not have a state church,like england has.

 

[BillM]

I understand what you are saying. but i believe the intent of "separation of church and state" only means that by constitution we will not have a state church,like england has.

You're not a leftist Democrat, either. They don't care about intention or history. Just that it is interpreted the way they WANT it!

 

[okietool]

This gets me thinking... San Francisco used to be prime habitat for rattlesnakes. Would it be possible for the OK Air National Guard to do an air drop of a few thousand snakes for purposes of ecological restoration?

Shades of Les Nessman and the WKRP turkey drop.